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Baboon Torture Division's first full length album. It is divided into chapters to give it some sort of thematic cohesion or something. It was originally released on Crunch Pod Media before they went all cybergoth.


EXTREME
BABOON
CYBER-TORTURE

2000


ACT I: BTD Without A CPU

1. MANITEE LOVE SONG PART 1


2. PIZZA, SALAD,SUBS, AND CRAZY BREAD


3. LUNCHTIME AGAIN


4. GOD TOOK MY FORESKIN


5. YOU AND MARY FUCKED A MIDGET


6. ED MEATFOUNTAIN


007. I SMELL TONY DANZA



ACT II: Baboon Torture Machine

8. THE DANCE OF THE LOBSTER


9. MANITEE LOVE SONG PART 1


10. I BROUGHT THE DONKEY, SHE'S A SHINY ANIMAL


11. THE SECOND TO LAST THING YOU'D WANT TO HEAR IF YOU WERE BEATING OFF YOUR FATHER WHILE HE WATCHED THE SYLVESTER STALLONE WRIST WRESTLING MOVIE

12. SAY POOP


13. I SAW(KILLED) REEGIS PHILBIN


14. BREASTFEEDING: THE MUSICAL



ACT III: Knob Wankery

15. SATAN SANTA


16. KRAFT


17. THEY MADE ME DO THIS (TO THE KITTENS)


18. WESLEY WILLIS


19. RAW FILE FOR THE GROOVE THING


20. LE CANARD



ACT IV: The Brain Bombs: Obey

This is a cover of the entire Brain Bomb's album, Obey. There are about 3 people in the world who will think this is funny. The rest of you will think I am the sickest motherfucker on the planet. Let me explain. the Brainbombs are this band from Sweden who probably had to take English classes in school or something. With their very limited knowledge of English, the came up with the most vile, disgusting lyrics they possibly could and put them to sleazy, repetitive sludge metal songs. By the time I made this album, they had already broken up, and had no web presence at all, but now they're back together and making new albums that speak the the serial killer/child rapist in us all. Check out the brainbombs blog here.

21. KILL THEM ALL


22. DIE YOU FUCK


23. ANAL DESIRE


24. LIPSTICK ON MY DICK


25. FOR FIFTY BUCKS YOUR ASS IS MINE


26. I WANT TO HURT


27. OBEY


28. FUCKMEAT


BONUS TRACKS!

29. PIZZA HUT WILL MAKE YOU POO


30. SHOW ME THEM BOOBS


31. BE A CHAMPION AT PIZZA HUT


32. FUCK PIZZA HUT